Chris Brown Taking Care Of Business
Current king of douchebags Chris Brown shows a 14 year old girl whats in store for her after cutting him off on a Jetski, but then decided to back off when her 8 year old brother showed up on the scene. Brown pleaded with the young boy and told him “I was just playin sir, [...]
Jonas Brothers : The Game
“We’re doing a TV show right now for Disney Channel,” Nick Jonas told MTV News of the upcoming comedy “J.O.N.A.S.” “And there might be a game.” But brother Joe had his own idea of how he’d like to see the game play out: “Like us, with swords.” His brothers didn’t seem too keen on the [...]
How To Beat The Recession
I don’t know about you, but it’s not hard to see how bad things are these days. The evidence is in plain sight as I see store after store closing down, with people losing their jobs left right and centre, it may even get worse before it (hopefully) gets better. But don’t fret, there is [...]
Will Play Video Games For Food
Pro-gaming in the States is just not taking off the way some expected. Cyberathletes Professional League shut down last year. In November, Championship Gaming Series bit the dust as well. Although Major League Gaming is still humming along, and plans to make a profit this year, this is not the outcome many expected for videogaming [...]
Is Pocket God Racist?
A top selling iPhone game depicting the torture and murder of “primitive islanders” has outraged New Zealand’s Pacific Islands community. Many are calling for a wave of protest against the game, Pocket God, in which people play god over islanders in grass skirts, tossing them around, setting them on fire and feeding them to sharks. [...]
Chuck Norris Aint Scary
A posh bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week. But not since the shop owners posted a life sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window. The sign says: “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.” Now the bakery hasn’t had a single burglary [...]
The Amish Have Shit To Sort Out
A lot of people have issues with the Amish but for some reason I don’t, I’m not a fan of Mormons or Creationists yet I respect the Amish because I like how they roll. They live a very simple life, reject pride and arrogance, and practice humility, calmness and composure to a high degree, traits [...]
Oh Yeah?!? Take This Dad!
Like season 3 of Lost, love can be a complicated thing, and some people will do almost anything in the name of it. Whether it be loving someone despite the fact that they don’t know who The Ramones are, or falling for a lesbian when you’re a dude, love isn’t black or white, and despite [...]
The Aristocrats!
The Aristocrats (also known as The Debonairs or The Sophisticates in some tellings) is an exceptionally transgressive (taboo defying) dirty joke that has been told by numerous stand up comedians since the vaudeville era. Throughout its long history, it has evolved from a cliched staple of vaudevillian humor into a postmodern anti-joke. Steven Wright has [...]
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