Hey Ho! Lets Go!
Talk about leaving it late to jump on the bandwagon, but hey, better late than never. A week ago I installed WordPress, customized the theme, made a header/logo and made multiple test posts and site tests, which leads us up to this moment – the official first post @ OrangeCup Central. I only decided I [...]
New Zealand 80 x 15 Web Badge
In the early stages of creating this blog, I tinkered with the idea of adding some 80 x 15 web badges to the sidebar but then decided against it. As a proud Kiwi I really wanted to include a New Zealand button that wasn’t flag based (it’s too similar to the Australian one), but couldn’t [...]
All Is Forgiven Paris Hilton
Don’t worry, I’m not a Paris Hilton fan and I don’t find her attractive (too skinny and too smug for my liking). But I’m not a hater like I used to be, in fact I kind of respect her (emphasis on kind of). Here’s why : A year ago I would have been totally pissed [...]
Chris Brown Taking Care Of Business
Current king of douchebags Chris Brown shows a 14 year old girl whats in store for her after cutting him off on a Jetski, but then decided to back off when her 8 year old brother showed up on the scene. Brown pleaded with the young boy and told him “I was just playin sir, [...]
Atlantis The Palm Resort
So when I get my shit together and marry Oprah, I’ve decided we are going to have our honeymoon in Dubai and stay at the fabulous (holy shit, did I just use the word “fabulous”) Atlantis The Palm Resort for a couple of weeks. Don’t tell her, it’s a surprise. Atlantis is the majestic focal [...]
David Bain : The New Ralph Loren
You know you’re not a good person when you can’t help but snicker for 15 minutes at something that really shouldn’t be laughed at. It’s a good thing that I already know that I’m an asshole (found out about 3 years ago), but at least I’m not a fucking asshole. Fashion industry heavyweights are condemning [...]
Denny Crane, Represent Beeyarch
A woman who drove while drunk in an attempt to save her daughter from a school bully bashing on the Gold Coast has beaten drink-driving charges. Police at Southport Magistrate’s Court yesterday sensationally threw out charges against Danijela Stankovic after prosecutors accepted that she was only driving because of an “extraordinary emergency”. The single mother [...]
How To Beat The Recession
I don’t know about you, but it’s not hard to see how bad things are these days. The evidence is in plain sight as I see store after store closing down, with people losing their jobs left right and centre, it may even get worse before it (hopefully) gets better. But don’t fret, there is [...]
Chuck Norris Aint Scary
A posh bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week. But not since the shop owners posted a life sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window. The sign says: “This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.” Now the bakery hasn’t had a single burglary [...]
The Amish Have Shit To Sort Out
A lot of people have issues with the Amish but for some reason I don’t, I’m not a fan of Mormons or Creationists yet I respect the Amish because I like how they roll. They live a very simple life, reject pride and arrogance, and practice humility, calmness and composure to a high degree, traits [...]
Oh Yeah?!? Take This Dad!
Like season 3 of Lost, love can be a complicated thing, and some people will do almost anything in the name of it. Whether it be loving someone despite the fact that they don’t know who The Ramones are, or falling for a lesbian when you’re a dude, love isn’t black or white, and despite [...]
